Pink-haired chosen one. Chest missiles. Terrible translations. Evil is on the loose and she is, regrettably, busy.
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The origin story, told by the princess herself.
Too horny to fight crime. That’s me, Princess Robot Bubblegum: the pink-haired chosen one, abandoned by my dead ninja parents and raised by Master Hentai. He insists I train in the skimpiest outfits possible, strictly “for merchandising purposes.”
I fight the forces of Evil and Darkness in a robotic power suit that launches missiles straight from the chest. And when the phone in my pocket turns into a vibrator mid-battle, I just lean into it. “It’s okay, it happens to a lot of guys,” I once told a radioactive plant that couldn’t finish. Radiation does weird things to your statement.
Master reads the comments calling my fans “a bunch of horny, lonely perverts” and immediately says, “Those are your fans. Be respectful.” Meanwhile Saki, my useless teleporting sidekick, mostly just makes a mess, and I show up late to the training montage covered in pollen after “tending the garden.”
The writers keep forgetting my parents’ souls. The translations stay terrible. I still have to deliver that catchphrase every single time. But the body pillows sell, the blow-up companions move, and now there’s a token too.
Somewhere between the awkward transformation montage and the next alien armada, I end up saving the day the only way I know how: half naked, fully armed, and way too turned on to play by anyone’s rules.
The broadcast never stops. Tap the speaker button if you want sound.
Princess Robot Bubblegum is the anime that exists inside Grand Theft Auto. It first turned up in a Liberty City radio ad, then got a push in The Ballad of Gay Tony, a TV slot in GTA V, and a pile of liveries in GTA Online. It parodies shōjo anime while smuggling in seinen and shōnen tropes, and the name nods to Bubblegum Crisis.
Everything on file. It is a short file. She was busy.
Four steps. No controller required.
Install Phantom or Solflare and stash your seed phrase somewhere nobody can find it. Not in your notes app.
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet address. Keep a little extra for fees.
Head to pump.fun or Jupiter and paste the $BUBBLEGUM contract address from the top of this page. Check it twice.
Swap SOL for $BUBBLEGUM, confirm in your wallet, and hold it like the bubble depends on it.
Pop the crooks before they get away. Do not pop the hearts. She gets distracted.
Four stations, all broadcasting the same thing.